Da, script

Murder rinse repeat

Dark Wrought Iron looking Bat shaped Ship arrives in orbit near a green watery planet

The ship descends into the atmosphere and begins to heat up flames lick around the front end of the craft.

We see a beautiful white towered town near a blue ocean in the background a fiery ship descends with a flaming trail behind it.

It swoops down near a ship landing bay with several other parked space ship on the ground beneath it.

We close in on the beak coming to a halt buried into the concrete of the landing area with cracks in the surface and flaming debris nearby.

The neck of the ship opens just a crack with gas escaping.

it opens more and we see two gold squinting angry eyes gleem out of the darkness within the doorway.

The door open more.

A gruff male voice says

“Remember where we parked ,Tubbs”

The duo of kreekraw and kris stare out from the doorway onto the landing platform

“ jeez ,they coulda' cleaned the place up “

says the same gruff voice we now now is kreekraw

Kreekraw the Blue cowboy squid man descends the Door /Stair and mutters

“See you later ,porkchop”

kris is still standing a the doorway looking like a little boy lost

a morbidly obese little boy lost.

Kreekraw gets further away from the ship

and Kris slowly exits and wanders off

not in the same direction as kree

we go back to a wider shot of the landing bay with beautiful ocean view and flaming debris still strewn about from the wrecked ship,the duo don't seem to notice/care the destruction they've caused

Caption “Hours laters”

We see a naked kris standing in a shower unit(his belly covers every thank god)

a green skinned native female is dead at his feet he again looks like a little boy lost his finger in his mouth looking confused blood trickles down the shower plug hole.

We see multiple space guns pointing from the bottom off the panel at kris

(the aliens of this world are green with a spiney mohawk type arrangement

a bit like savage dragon but not huge)

We get a full panel close up of sleazy alien tabloid newspaper

We immediately cut to kris still naked handcuffed to a table with a bared widow high behind him. The room is barren and prison like. At the bottom of the panel we see the backs of two natives facing him ,police?

We focus more on the barred window as a green light begins to glow through the bars and get brighter.

The wall with the window explodes .

Kris is jolted in his chair as the blast rips around him

but is unphased by this turn of events.

Kris released from his table cuffs to see the breach in the wall Kreekraw is standing there with a large green bazooka like shoulder mounted weapon.

“Time to get moving ,Slim”

Kreewkraw and the still naked kris run thorough the breach of the white tower building (now with a large hole in it)

kris has dark patches on his body from smoke and fire

They steal a police car nearby

whilst in the background distant figures come through the hole some firing there weapons towards our “heroes”

the car is dark blue and white and should have a gold shield on the door

very obviously a police vehicle,the front windscreen is large and bubble like

there a red siren light on top.

The car lifts off

(we see two hover pads on the underside glowing)

we see more weapons fire from off panel attempting to shoot down the car

The stolen car speeds off towards the viewer with three other cars in hot pursuit

Kreekraw leans out of the driver window with his pistol drawn

“Take the wheel ,lunch box”

Kris awkwardly from the passenger side grabs the wheel

Kreekraw close up we see him close one eye to get a very precise shot on his pursuers

We see the shot crack the screen of the nearest police car and the driver leans back in his seat dead. Sans face.

Of the three pursuers cars lists to one the side of the highway and loses height fast.

The car impacts on the road and a large explosion ensues,the next car is caught on the edge of the fire ball and we hear its driver scream as it too catches fire.

The last cop car is not slowing down or giving up we see kreekraw continue to try and shoot it down from a distance,leaning out the window.

From the rear of our duos car we see the police get a in a good shot at the stolen vehicle (boot/trunk area)

we close in the pads at the bottom of the hover car

and through a few small panels its glow goes out

the duos car starts smoking and losing altitude as it reaches the grass land at the edge of the highway, still trading shots.

With naked kris still steering the car we see kree place his hat on kris's head

( just see the tentacle not kreekraw naked)

and his abandoned over coat left on the seat of the car.

Kreekraw has jumped out of the car.

We see a vague indistinct tentacle shaped thing in the background as kris continues driving.

the cop is still doggedly pursuing the car as it descends. Still firing out his window Something lands on his roof with a bang ,then as he lifts his gun up to shoot up

at the roof …...

black fluid covers his windscreen.

(squiddy types have ink after all)

we see the driver panic as the light is blocked out from his front view

A wider shot we see naked kris next to his smoking vehicle on the grass as the last pursuer careens quickly towards a billboard

A large explosion ensues

Kris looks on passively as debris showers the area.

He is detracted by another thud (from off panel)on his broken escape car

kree kraw emerges from the car fixing his collar and smoothing out his coat.

The duo take a look at the billboard ,a giant video wall for a de-scaling product complete with beautiful teasing de-barnacle model. kris presses the glowing button on his wrist mount A hologram projection from kris' point of view appears.

see a close up of a beautiful green alien face

then even closer on her lips

then her tongue

“Yeah I think we can skip this part ,chunk”

the holo flashes and skips to the same lady showering from behind

she washes her green head with foam

she abruptly convulses

bleeding from her eyes , mouth and webbed ears

blood fills the bottom of the shower as she falls down

(getting us back to kreekraw arrest scene)

as the holo fades we focus on the shower bottle of descaler she used just before dying.

The duo stare at each other having figured out the true culprit

kreekraw still staring produces his pistol

kris smiles

Large panel of a crazy alien factory the strangely angles chimneys are pumping out smoke. In the for ground is a security fence with a raised gate checkpoint and booth, two orange clad figure approach.

In the booth another green skin in a blue uniform is busy reading his newspaper,

the same one from earlier about the morbidly obese alien killer.

He looks up suspiciously as two figures approach we see the tops of there two heads just popping into the bottom of the panel.

We see what the guard sees

two non suspicious delivery men in orange overalls and very large non fake moustaches with a large box for delivery.

(our duo in a great disguise)

We see them wander through the corridor to a large double door

the only door with a slit of light beneath

A beautiful green alien lady greets them warmly with a smile

she is the same girl from the billboard adverts

kree remains angry and suspicious with his gun drawn

Welcome to my company gentlemen.

the police are already on there way

to arrest the round alien murderer.

I inherited this company from my father

I used to just be the face of the company

now im the brain too

smiles creepily

kree's gun still pointed at her

he opens fire

she doesnt die

she wobbles like a bad projection image

the holo fade to reveal a hideously burned and deformed lady

in the same dress .

Kreekraw and kris gasp horrfied

She reveals her tragic backstory

we see her posing for advert pictures

“I was the young, rich and pretty

the bosses daughter

I was the face of the company”

and messing around on an expensive boat

“until that day”

whilst getting obscenely drunk with a friend

“Having a party on daddies boat

with a friend”

all the while not noticing her speed boat

careening closer and closer to a large Tanker

she turn facing forward a heart beat before impact

“I thought that day couldn't get any better”

and large ocean explosion/mushroom cloud

her face is in bandages in a hospital bed

“I woke up a month later”

we see her without the bandages looking in a small hand mirror

(like the joker in batman 89)

“Things were different”

The same lady In a hooded cloak and walking stick hobbling the dark streets

“i wandered my old haunts”

outside a trendy night spot/bar with large windows the freaks looks in from the darkness at the brightly light beautiful people within

like she used to be

“I looked up old Friends”

Alcohol glasses clink together

“whose parties I was no longer welcome at”

they drink expensive alcohol and never stop smiling

“and never visited me in hospital”

she smiles too

her managed face make it look very sinister

(like jonah hex)

“I had a revelation”

she carries on watching the bright people from the

dark window outside

“They All Had To Die”

WE see an older green skinned male sitting in the same office it is dark and a hood figure is approaching him from behind with a noose

“Once I inherited father's company”

she in her hood is smiling again over a conical flask of noxious liquid

“I set To Work...”

hooded figure from behind watching a conveyor belt

with nozzles adding the liquid into the de scaler bottles

“...adding my SPECAIL ingredient”

close on her mangles face rictus grin eyes wide

“Vanity is disease you see”

her hand grabs at the flask on the table

“This is the cure”

She hurls the vial at kreekraw and kris screaming

“be cured”

They side step and the vial fly between them

hitting the floor

melting a hole in it with a hisss sound

Behind her desk a secret door opens she runs into the darkness beyond

Kreekraw and kris stand at the door way from the office

into a metal walk way over the main factory vats

“C'mon chunk

lets go CURE Princess FreakFace”

She Runs across the high walkway over the vats quickly

and arrives at an exit

AS she makes it near the exit a green beam fired from behind

making a hole in her right shoulder,

She is on her knes hold her shoulder as a very annoyed kreekraw caches up to her gun smoking

“Please...”

she is now on her hands and knees

kree is right behind pointing a gun at her

“let Me Die”

Kreekraw looks at kris for a second

for his opinion

he looks sad and has pity in his heart

Kree wrenches her from the catwalk

holding her over the vats by her bad arm

She looks scared

“Rich girls always get what they want

right?”

from below we see her dropped into vat ,a large splash

her face begin to dissolve in the poisonous soup

and her skeletal features sink below the surface

they both stand on the cat walking looking down upon the vat as vapours rise up

“Any idea how we get past all the security”

see close ups of valves being turned ,

vats draining

and bombs being planted

The plant again outside this time with police cars surrounding the place

Kreekraw and kris are standing at a exit with a roll up shutter theyre blinded by the spot light up on them and the below of a loudspeaker

“NOBODY MOVE”

from the front the duo a look in no mood for more shenanigans

“You are under arrest”

kree's eye squints

“get ready, lardo”

Kris has an idea

he tugs at kreekraw coat and and shakes his head

kree looks down confused and raises an eyebrow

The sexy red dress proprietor walks out of the factory unscarred theatrically saying

those two ugly brutes are in my office

planning on destroying the factory.

After she gets through the police lines

the hologram ,of course, fails

revealing kreewkraw with kris face popping out of his coat .

Our heroes stare blankly at the cops for a second and they star back

we see them running as laser rip around them from behind

kris presses his wrist mount to detonate the bombs

as the factory goes up in flames we see the ship hovering above

and flying off to more friendly planets

(much like the first panel)

through the vacuum of space we hear

“Next time I'm picking where

we go on holiday,

ok fatz?”