Creating Comics At Last

  "And what rough beast, it's hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?"  W.B. Yeats I have no evidence this Irish poet was writing about JJ Abrams but it's hard not to think about him when reading the Second Coming. Rumours of JJ Being attached to the DCEU  have been around for over a year,usually in connection to a justice league dark project .It now appears the Cinematic anti-christ is searching for a script writer for a new superman movie.No details are known as yet but it seems certain there will be poor dialogue,Colossal plot holes and a shallow ,paper thin story masquerading as deep and meaningful. Obviously JJ will move into an executive producer role for the inevitable sequel to avoid blame for the audience not returning  and massive box office drop off.

 

 WE  ARE GATE COMICS!!!  Side Note*  A friend said it was far too classy for a pikey rat like me?? I'll take that as a compliment

  Kathleen Kennedy was arrested yesterday morning for pretending to know what she's doing. The former secretary had apparently lied her way into a senior executive position at Lucasfilm and managed to maintain the charade for several years.One anonymous source inside lucasfilm said "There were things that just didn't add up but we assumed she was competent enough to take over the world's most beloved franchise and not immediately fuck it into a mountain". The police were alerted by staff after several critical failures in a row lead them to suspect Ms.Kennedy was in fact a con woman who coasted through holly wood on the minor fame of once being Steven Spielberg's assistant. She is currently undergoing Psychiatric evaluation in a mental health facility in Marin county After apparently spending 14 hours Screaming "the Force is Female" during her police interview.