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 Kathleen Kennedy was arrested yesterday morning for pretending to know what she's doing.

The former secretary had apparently lied her way into a senior executive position at Lucasfilm and managed to maintain the charade for several years.One anonymous source inside lucasfilm said "There were things that just didn't add up but we assumed she was competent enough to take over the world's most beloved franchise and not immediately fuck it into a mountain". The police were alerted by staff after several critical failures in a row lead them to suspect Ms.Kennedy was in fact a con woman who coasted through holly wood on the minor fame of once being Steven Spielberg's assistant.

She is currently undergoing Psychiatric evaluation in a mental health facility in Marin county After apparently spending 14 hours Screaming "the Force is Female" during her police interview.



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